Frequently Asked Questions

1. Why are you called the House of the Unstable and why is all the writing on your website in this damned green colour? - Elmo Perogie

So one day shortly after the first four of us had begun to move into the as yet unnamed house, Mar and Bill and Layla and Rachel were sitting on the front porch ranting about the aftermath of the Olympic Pipeline Explosion (tm) when in mid-sentence Layla stopped and began inspecting the frame at the top of the front door and discovered written in faint light green chalk the now immortal words House of the Unstable.

2. What is a Lesbian Separatist Frat House? - Noam Chomsky (no relation)

I think we're the only one. Possibly the house itself is a lesbian separatist. The decor is carefully designed to convey contemporary frat house ambiance. Or you can imagine what would happen if you gave a decorating budget to a lesbian, a beer freak, and a couple of hippie literature majors.

3. Who are you guys anyway? - Dante

Check out "Meet the Family", you idiot.

4. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop (tm)? - Fred (no relation)

The world may never know. Or maybe it's three.

5. Are you guys a cult? - Snowball (no relation)

I'm sorry, Senator, I have no recollection of those events.

6. There is no question six.